everyone’s talkin about the paris hilton (don’t go to this link from work) video. (moms: you stay away too.) even ESPN page 2 has some funny shit on it, including a what were they thinking segment on paris(choice E gets my vote: “This is really embarrassing, but I should be OK as long as I can prevent the release of that photo of me doing the ‘full Sharon Stone‘ while climbing out of a car.”), sister nicky, rick solomon(whoever the hell he is), and brian urlacher. they also have a hilarious how to watch the video at work page. i had never heard of the chick. or the others outside of urlacher, of course. but damn!…that video is gonna make her a star.