I was down and feeling depressed about this whole Oakland Raider coach-firing thing, but watching this South Park video (below) and the Tom Cruise rant about Scientology made me feel better. There actually are people out there whackier than Al Davis. There are organizations that are more shadowy, secretive, and more mysterious….and whackier….than The Raiders. Unfortunately, we have to go into cult territory to find them, but they’re there.
I hope the evil lord Xenu isn’t pissed at me now.