Just Short of Nipple

I could be totally off base here, but I watched the Orange Bowl along with the halftime show and I thought the Ashlee Simpson booing wasn’t so much for her history of lip syncing on SNL, as is being reported, as much as it was for a crap and inappropriate song. She sang a tune called “La La”. The title appears to be her cute little nickname for doing the nasty, because that song was all about sex. The way she performed it, mainly with her hips, attested to that fact. Here’s a little sample:

You make me wanna la la
in the kitchen on the floor
I’ll be a french maid
When I meet you at the door
I’m like an alley cat
Drink the milk up, I want more

I wonder if “milk” is a euphemism for something?

Funny too, because her performance was right after country singer Trace Adkins performed a song called “Songs About Me”. No joke – his tune mentions “…good hearted women and family and God…”

Don’t get me wrong, I love a good Jenna Jamison drama as much as the next guy, but in the right setting. On a national stage. At halftime of the biggest college football game of the season. Kids watching with their family. Her performance just rubbed me very wrong.

Maybe I’m totally wrong about the lyrics and my mind is in the gutter.

Maybe that Janet Jackson thing last year just opened the flood gates.

Maybe it was the bad vibes coming from the stands from the evil Simpson (no, not her sister Jessica) that made her do it – OJ was supposedly there.

Or maybe I’m just getting old.

Oh by the way, a Happy Twelfth Night to everyone.

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