sorry, can’t get enough of paris. the hot-legged, airhead heiress….not the city. the smoking gun has the goods on her sex tape partner’s slander suit. i didn’t realize that the tape is three years old and the chick was only 19. and leave it to fox to give this girl a show. she pairs up with lionel richie’s daughter in the simple life, a reality program where the society princesses do stuff like clean up roadkill and milk cows. circle tuesday, december 2nd on your tv guides. yeah…..that’ll be a hit.