i’ve got to stop watching and reading the news because the number of celebrities that i’m losing respect for is mounting. for one, i used to be a fan of janeane garofalo. now it pains me to have to paraphrase a much more famous saturday night live alumnus (from the point/counterpoint segement of weekend update), dan ackroyd, by saying, “janeane, you ignorant slut!“.
please help stop them! sign the petition for citizens against celebrity pundits and stop people like george clooney before our ears start to bleed.