our resources being used up at unprecedented rates (thank you suv owners), overpopulation, asteroids hurtling towards us, stocks tumbling, the continued terrorist threat, rob lowe leaving the west wing (kidding)…now we have stupid idiots introducing foreign species to foreign ecosystems. some jerk brought the snakehead fish from asia, dumped it in a maryland lake, and now it’s chomping everything in its path. the thing can slither on land for up to three days, thus moving to other lakes and waterways. i think it’s been found in at least seven lakes now. and here’s the kicker: it has no natural enemies like it does in asia and sits atop the freshwater fish food chain here. tough fish. tasty and a great fighter for anglers, but if we don’t get it under control, it’ll take over and there won’t be anything else to fish for.