The P5 takes London

London Golden Jubilee Bridge

We’re back in the UK.  For two months this time.

Our entire stay will be in London’s Marylebone district.  I love the city, so I’ll enjoy it.

Aussiegirl?  Not so much.

Unfortunately, some of the stuff that’s so great about London, like the museums, aren’t really very kid friendly.  Especially, when you have three under four.  But there’s so much else to do - the parks (Hyde, Regents, Green, and all the park squares), the markets, attractions like The Eye, the shopping, and just the general liveliness of the city.

A nice American bloke offered to take a picture of all of us on Golden Jubilee Bridge just after we “flew” the London Eye (in the background).  Sofia was pooped.  More photos are at our Flickr site.

All Over my F#cking Crocs!

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Yep, those words came out of this pretty little girl’s mouth the other day.

It was blurted out in exasperation after her little brother Leonidas spit up on her beloved, pink crocs.

Sure, it’s a bit funny, but where did she pick this up?  She’s only 3 1/2 years old.  Mommy and Daddy are pretty careful about their language.  Heck, Mommy doesn’t even let her say “yeah” instead of “yes”.  Movies?  No time for us to watch any movies any more, at least not until all the kids are asleep.  I guess that narrows it down to day care…..oh well.

Raider Creator

Leo is a Raider
Hopefully, not a lot of Al Davis, though.

Treasonous Tripe

Unless you’re a Michael Moore fan and a lefty moonbat, you’ll be infuriated to see a piece of trash like this being published….and making the Amazon Top 10 to boot. I’m no Dubya fan, but this is disgraceful and borders on treason. Free country, I guess, but these people scare me.  And just to be clear - I’m only linking to the one star reviewers, who rightly dismiss it.

Cake!

Leo has cake

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Eleni Sings to the Twins

Xronia Polla!

Leonidas and Sofia are One Today

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Cheaters Feel Cheated

This is evidently not a joke. It’s an online petition. Those whacky Cheatriot fans feel like the NFL robbed them of victory by purposely mismanaging the clock in the Giants’ favor in the last 2 minutes of the Super Bowl.

I’m sorry. That’s hilarious.

Especially coming from fans whose team won their first Super Bowl directly benefiting from the worst and crooked calls in NFL history. One that they deny:

If you look at many of the “signatures” with comments in that petition, you’ll see that many people see it as a joke and are using the petition to mock the pansy-ass Patsy fans.If Tuck-Rule-Game-denying and the writings of Bill Simmons isn’t proof enough that Patsy fans are idiots and morons, the guy that wrote up the petition cites NFL rules but neglects to mention an important point. That is that the Jacobs run was on 4th down and the officials had to stop the clock to check whether he got a first down or not. Clock stops on change of possession, buttheads. When the spot was shown to be enough for a first down, the clock was restarted.

Speaking of the clock, when is that classless Head Coach going to get fined for leaving the game early? I believe there’s a rule about that.

I look forward to more from Spygate. Note to Goodell: Patsies still have a first round draft choice.

Lastly, a quick reminder to the Patsies - F*#& You!

Cuckoo….Cuckoo

I was down and feeling depressed about this whole Oakland Raider coach-firing thing, but watching this South Park video (below) and the Tom Cruise rant about Scientology made me feel better. There actually are people out there whackier than Al Davis. There are organizations that are more shadowy, secretive, and more mysterious….and whackier….than The Raiders. Unfortunately, we have to go into cult territory to find them, but they’re there.

By the way….say it ain’t so…Jason Lee, who plays Earl in “My Name is Earl” is a Scientologist. In case you’re keeping score, so is John Travolta, Kirstie Alley, Lisa Marie Presley, Isaac Hayes, poor Katie Holmes, Beck, Greta Van Susteren, Giovanni Ribisi, Catherine Bell, and rich Aussie business tycoon James Packer. If you recall, Isaac Hayes (”Chef”) left South Park because he was offended over their skewering of his cult religion.

I hope the evil lord Xenu isn’t pissed at me now.

First Tooth

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Sofia’s got her twin brother beat in teeth (by one), but she’s falling behind in weight, 20 pounds versus his 22. They’re going on 8 months.